I see you’ve met the guy who lives in the house at the entrance to my neighborhood; the one who feels the need to lay down rubber with his lifted F-350 whenever he pulls out of his driveway onto the 25 mph road that passes in front of the middle school…

Come on now, why stop at 96 months? Let’s just skip to the part where a car loan is like a mortgage: 15 years and 5/1 ARM options. 

who needs 84 month loans when you can have 96 month loans

An sensible commuter car

and your neighbor who works the store room at walmart somehow owns one

Because dehumanization is the point, sadly.

Law Abiding Captain

“Bernie is seeking a one-car solution that combines the attributes of a Volkswagen TDI, Mazda Miata, and Ford Ranger.”

How is the number one answer not the Maverick?

LOW BALLERS WILL ACCIDENTALLY FALL OUT OF WINDOWS

International law, specifically the MLC (Maritime Labor Convention), dictates that the country where they are located must provide food and other necessities to the crew if the crew is abandoned by the owner, the expense of which is counted against the owner, or against the selling price when it goes to auction. They…

RAN WHEN DOCKED. A/C JUST NEEDS A CHARGE. NO HULLKICKERS, I KNOW WHAT I HAVE. SHOW UP WITH GOLD BULLION IN A SUITCASE OR NO TEST SAILS. 

You also run the risk of Guryev having you “disappeared” I suspect.

Antigua? Silly me, I thought i docked it in Aruba...

I thought Jetta myself:

I don’t know what you’re talking about. The Audi A4 has been available for years.

Just like the other revived nameplate in GM, wait to see the Camaro turn into another crossover we clearly don’t need.

So you’re saying its a Harley?