I found out the other day my best fried is Creationist. She goes to Berkley.

@heywhat: Ever been to the South? It's like that.

Everyone knows Bambi was a slut.

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Fake as in tits.

@Almightywhacko: Unfortunately, they also seem to round up my bills. Like $139.99 up.

This is the equivalent of Rick Rolling Iran. So many facepalms in their government right now.

@nostrils: Yet they sell SSDs to those same customers in MBAs. So now it's quite contradictory: Apple will sell its customers something they don't understand, but won't allow people who do understand it to upgrade to an alternative. Apple is the one creating the hassle by not letting customers make that choice.

@bender123: I like the idea of comparing Dell to cheap thrills.

@nostrils: Edit. I don't care anymore. Apple can do what they want. People are stupid. But this doesn't have much to do with good business.

Cannon rush em.

I dunno if I saw that correctly... was that a jacuzzi in the bedroom?

My favorite game? Spot the virgin at Apple store openings and iPhone releases.

@drummrx: We need that punishment for drunk drivers. Or bad drivers. I, fortunately, can text while driving drunk perfectly fine.

I wanna know why someone hasn't put the xray technology in a pair of sunglasses. Xray glasses anyone?

@Sir Gibler: I did. Stop screening and stop worrying. Still far safer statistically to fly than to drive. Or eat McDonalds for that matter.

@Stevox: I'm a little annoyed you have a star.

I wonder where Keyes got his MBA. Must be a silly place.

I've been saying it for a while. What OnLive is doing for video games needs to be done for ALL computing. The whole iPad/tablet crap? BS. This is the future.

Tom Hanks is not amused.

I demand that Lady Gaga wear this to the grocery store.