thats what you get for making your password 12345.

I'll run speedtest.net when I get home from work, but I've been paying for 30 down and 7 up from comcast. I've never seen my bandwidth go over 20 down and 5 up. I've called them 5 or 6 times, exchanged boxes once or twice, and had someone over to the house. It normally works while they are here, then they leave and…

@leavethegun-takethecannoli: Epic.

@Killjoy: Please make that come true. Because I have up to one choice for an ISP that will serve me up to 20Mbps.

@Sockatume: I hope to god it doesn't, and that crazy man puts it in that blender and the universe implodes. All for irony.

@MacAttack: Word. Doesn't even run well on my PC with a good for the time (2 years ago) gfx card. The second water gets introduced, frame rates drop through the floor.

@LastOne: Hey, really really ridiculously good looking people pump gas, too!

I'm super serial!

@HeroOfTomorrow-the Untied States: Great accomplishments do not overshadow poor common sense.

@cc: I see what they did there. And if anything makes me like that movie more. Slash the Inception theme reaks of Batman theme.

@Uckofay: Though I do certainly agree with you on public radio. I love NPR and PBS and would be sad to see the loss of their bandwith. However, I still listen to other public stations online that haven't been able to renew their broadcasting licenses due to declining interest and rising costs.

@satyrica: Damnit beat me to it. Well played.

@j14: I thought this article was about original iPhones.

I'm confused... we have 3D food printers, yet still need for anything else in that kitchen? I can print my food, wtf am I gonna do with a fridge?

@Uckofay: "Lets just say I also am intimately familiar with the bill." Did you write it? Or one of your colleagues?

@The Lab: "it gets everyone worked up over nothing." Like global warming or economic anything. Spot on comment, and well said.

RIM just needs to bring Steve Jobs over. Then it'd be quantum and magical RIM Jobs for everyone!

@Canon7D-Fanboy: Ima go with "surecock"

Without offending anyone, I'm starting to think the police and Catholic institution aren't all that different. They're willing to take anyone who'll sign up, regardless of a predisposition for violence. Then they do whatever they can to cover up incidents that do happen without working hard enough to ensure further…

@Elliuotatar: Most PDs have an internal investigation department. Most cops don't like them and don't want/have to give them information on themselves or other cops.