@Twanzio: *Not a defense attorney.

@Knowitallguytherevenge: I totally agree with everything you said about delusions and justifications. Nothing makes piracy "OK" or "Good."

@hawkeye18: Dude. Everyone pirates for free music. But yes, the RIAA swallows.

@tomsomething: K. Then Vista is free. Your move now, Holy Man.

@VeLAWLceraptor: Steve Ballmer never giggles. He only balds.

@Dancing Milkcarton: More wellerness.

@tomsomething: I don't remember Vista costing 3 grand over 2 years.

@dennis636223: If your phone had reception, you might not have been jumped by Giz commentors. Dare I say... Gizzed on?

@sip: I sorta feel like most people who actually gave vista a shot on decent hardware agree. I do.

@mnerd: Yah. I love my $3000 over 2 years iPod Touch.

@Elak Swindell: THE POWER BLOCKS THE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%$#@#$% EXPLOSION!!!!!!

@Elak Swindell: THE POWER BLOCKS THE ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!%$#@#$% EXPLOSION!!!!!!

@gnawlej sot: Smells clean to me.

@talkingstove: @SocialLeash: What the hell is there to steal anyway? Everyone and their mothers knows how to build a nuke now.

Dude. In what universe does a software tester not write code? It might not get contributed to the product, but modern testing most definitely requires programming.

Lol UV germ killing screen. HTC: now for mysophobiacs.

@talkingstove: Seems smart, but I doubt it works like that in real life. It more likely means they spend half as much time/money/everything on each rather than more time on both.... Jobs wants so badly for people to focus exclusively on his platform, yet at the same time expects people to release programs with 2…

@talkingstove: But why? Why strangle developers when they absolutely can make better games using engines like Unity faster and for less money? Seems like he is the one forcing developers to make inferior apps.

Just hire me Giz. My whimsically hardcore stories will melt your face off.

@jxm1: You'd be slaughtering the British in no time