This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

People are getting very creative with their excuses to avoid watching Browns games.

Is this just a bitch session? I mean really what does this have to do with anything?

Multiple things:

I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, the author calling musk a sick son of a bitch or you calling the author a “journalist” lolz there’s none of those around here

One hardly knows where to begin.

There he is everyone! It’s “that guy”!

This is the correct take

I’m confused, he owes her the money and the job because...she’s a nice person? That’s not really how this works. If he didn’t need her anymore, it’s shitty, but that’s just how it goes. If we paid people on charity every company in the world would be broke by the end of the month.

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.

One time I got 38 likes, 16 retweets and 7 comments. I was pretty stoked because i’m pathetic.

There is not a single school, workplace, athletic team, private club, any organization really, in the country that doesn’t make and enforce it’s own rules entirely outside the legal system.

Does anyone and Kinja really think “Lose his shit” is okay for a headline?

+0.1

BAC TO THE FUTURE

I see no problem with the underwater cameras, I see a problem with freaking out over seeing a woman’s nipple, especially in this context. They’re not sex objects, they’re athletes competing. This view gives a good look at a sport where a lot more happens under the surface of the water than the casual fan realizes.…

What the fuck, bro? Jesus fucking Christ, is there no vetting/editing going on at Gawker Media? I mean, this is a fucking headline, you moron! And it's completely wrong. The reporting is insipid and stupid and was clearly done without paying one iota of attention. You just wrote a punchy paragraph assuming incorrect…

I dunno Blount and Bell can take pretty huge hits.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.