So, I missed Speechless. I'll be back when I watch it. Wait for me, Internet.

Teachers have ongoing education! Most teachers will eventually achieve doctor of education status, and to do that, you have to know a little bit of everything.

Tessa Ferrer is known as "lesbian intern" around here, newb. Mostly cause that's her role on Greys Anatomy.

Yeah, like, WTF, cash rules everything around me!

As a student, I can say they would hate that.

Yeah, that is. the worst.

Try going to a high school and then you'll find the [are you freaking serious, you're teaching our children?!? emoji].

Congratulations on the procurement of a human fetus!

Nuclear power has no enumerated regulation, only that which is under the Elastic Clause.

Tricky Dick Nixon reminds me you all need to listen to the Garfunkel and Oates classic "Handjob, Blandjob, I Don't Understand Job"

Ugh, i was thinking Coolidge, but is your middle name considered a nickname?

Anyways, fuck you.

You just said you weren't surprised a man with a 9 year old child was dead.

You're the fuck weasel.

He had an unexpected heart attack. Sometimes they just play FF; I think it may also be on demand.

I really like this show but I don't think I can do this season. Major triggers. :( I will say however she's great on American Housewife.

What About Boob? sounds like a show about a sentient breast implant. Kind of like a weirder Imaginary Mary, if that's possible.

Her voice makes makes me tremble.

I just watched What About Bob? for the first time for my psychology class. I couldn't comprehend. All so weird. I hate my psychiatrist.

"Don't cry babies…I'll be right back." (runs)