How the fuck can Michigan be the south? Even Maryland is barely the south.

Hey, can you keep an eye out for Incubus for next week?

KNOCK ON WOOD

Boring fun fact: Jack Nicholson's sister is actually his mom. They made a Disney show based off it.

An arc I wish I could forget.

My mom has never called Jeffrey Dean Morgan by the right name. It's a pretty spectacular thing.

Mae Whitman in everything forever. Cosigned by a person who only stuck around with 13RW for Miles Heizer with bleached hair and a septum piercing.

SAN FUCKING JUNIPERO???

forgive me if anyone already said this, but isn't hot girls wanted an older documentary?

their live performances.

Huh. This could either be really good or impossibly bad.

Moonlight: I Love Dick

I can't wait to watch Storks.

Well, looks like I'm watching MST3K.

Yeah the joke was that someone was just gonna do the awkward white person hanging out with a POC smile while watching this show.

Fair point, my friend.

Too busy frolicking on the beach with Pamela Anderson?

Remember the Steel Magnolias armadillo with the quote, "I always did like a nice piece of ass!"

When I don't outright say what I want for dinner my mom either says "fava beans and a nice chianti *slurp*" or pressed pheasant under glass.

ABC comedies still on hiatus. *screams*