I'm not the token for nothing, man.

My intention was to finish Girls before the series finale tonight. Of course I'm only on S3Ep11. *screams*

Brunch in 2 hours. Watching Girls reruns instead. This is pretty much how I live 24/7.

Me: Huh, that guy looks familiar.
Inner Me: You idiot, that's fucking Nile Rodgers.

I don't know about you guys but I would watch an SNL hosted by her as long as it was nothing but Debbie Downer.

By the time he had been in two sketches I definitely was over it. We have a full capable cast but whatever.

pretty much Kate McKinnon studying me is my dream.

I guessed Dubai. I don't know why.

Please stop, I am the token Gen Zer around these parts.

Not recently, anyways.

SHE'S BABY NOW, DAMMIT. Ironically.

Well, not Billy Crudup, that's for sure. (I'm bitter.)

You didn't deserve Jeopardy last night.

Arthur Chu and I got in a Twitter fight. He's my arch nemesis.

Fucking Buzzy.

Halsey sings the chorus on their song Closer and is definitely much more famous. But yeah, lawn, off it.

And being really mean to Halsey even though she's undoubtedly why they're famous.

Did someone say Eiffel Tower?

I'm so glad someone else has been questioning this.

Be quiet, Shonda might be reading.