You have to fight the urge to fall asleep, as with any "drug" that gets you high but also drowsy. Think "wide awake on Melatonin."

She's definitely dead and this anecdote is why I am doubling in elementary/special ed.

I had major surgery requiring that I take narcotic painkillers. I would have rather died. Needless to say, there will be no "drank" for me. I don't know how people get addicted.

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO WAIT UNTIL OCTOBER. DONALD TRUMP WILL HAVE BEEN PRESIDENT FOR ALMOST A YEAR.

2 Broke Girls is regular viewing in my house but I think I hate it. I don't know.

Well, he hasn't tried to adopt anybody else's kid recently.

I always assumed she was written that way because of being soooo much younger than the rest of the characters.

I can't wait to watch this show only because I want it to have more decent characterization than Glee.

I have no interest in anything he's made.

thank you, hbo, for adapting all my favorite books.

i made a pact to keep my hymen in tact.

well, i certainly didn't meet my last boyfriend there.

how does this work? does tinder jesus roam?

so, like, when you're reading the good father (noah hawley), this joke does not seem to be in good taste.

as a child carer and also corinne olympios' biggest fan i really have never laughed harder.

i can't remember the last time i watched this show. but oh fuck.
eta: does anyone feel like this is you're the worst and hannah is gonna flip flop before having an abortion? this show is too good to end with a baby.

Being married to a Trump.

nothing needs jared leto.

It was an accident that she gave birth at home.

There's a pretty beautiful song about grief on The 1975's album from last year too.