Since I play exclusively in handheld mode, I only use the basic JoyCons. Boring, I know. 

HA we use this exact one for our on call shifts. IT Healthcare.

The names on the Glass poster don’t match the face they are by.  Why do companies do this?  It’s a very easy fix and just comes across as lazy.

NEW! Pocket Creatures plush dolls! Featuring flower lizard, water turtle, and salamander!

“Buried for nearly 50 decades...”

I want:

this article is a swing and a miss. i get what you’re doing, but using screencaps from Captain Marvel, and calling it Avengers 4 is misleading and offputting.

We can’t discount the possibility of Good Ganondorf. He wants to conquer Hyrule.....’s hunger problem by opening a local food bank.

Unpopular opinion - I actually like apple maps.  It’s seamless, and that’s pretty much all I care about.

Huhuhuh, what if, like Robin said “Fuck Batman...”

My wife was washing dishes and I told her, “Oh crap, they’re bringing the original Katamari to Switch.” She immediately stopped and told me I have to get her her own Switch because she’s not going to be splitting time with me. 

*smirky eye roll* But Canada can’t keep him satisfied like the U.S. can. *crosses our legs and massages his inner thighs, enriches him with “Speed” and the “Matrix” franchise*

3.2oz of 24k pure gold would be worth about $3,800 as a commodity. So yeah, they’re charging about 10x the commodity value to produce this. Definitely not a great investment :p

All of us do “actual” journalism, thanks. 

Cecilia just talked to dozens of people about sexism at Riot Games and hunted down a lost American Sailor Moon pilot.

Raventyr was afraid to show us what it would look like for a horse to power slide, but I bet it is amazing.

And thus my poor neglected PS4 sinks further into its isolation and depression, as my Switch continues its monopoly on my attention and free time.

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Back then, we just called it Nintendo and Super Nintendo.

DNC - we believe in nationalizing everything, inventing then capitalizing upon grievences that don’t exist and inclusion...unless you’re Bernie Sanders and people want to vote for you.