Since I play exclusively in handheld mode, I only use the basic JoyCons. Boring, I know. 

NEW! Pocket Creatures plush dolls! Featuring flower lizard, water turtle, and salamander!

I want:

Unpopular opinion - I actually like apple maps.  It’s seamless, and that’s pretty much all I care about.

My wife was washing dishes and I told her, “Oh crap, they’re bringing the original Katamari to Switch.” She immediately stopped and told me I have to get her her own Switch because she’s not going to be splitting time with me. 

*smirky eye roll* But Canada can’t keep him satisfied like the U.S. can. *crosses our legs and massages his inner thighs, enriches him with “Speed” and the “Matrix” franchise*

3.2oz of 24k pure gold would be worth about $3,800 as a commodity. So yeah, they’re charging about 10x the commodity value to produce this. Definitely not a great investment :p

All of us do “actual” journalism, thanks. 

Cecilia just talked to dozens of people about sexism at Riot Games and hunted down a lost American Sailor Moon pilot.

Raventyr was afraid to show us what it would look like for a horse to power slide, but I bet it is amazing.

And thus my poor neglected PS4 sinks further into its isolation and depression, as my Switch continues its monopoly on my attention and free time.

Do you not pronounce DOJ like doge?

Back then, we just called it Nintendo and Super Nintendo.

That makes sense. Having the everyday words come from the Germanic roots, because that was the language of the Anglo-Saxons. Then the language of the ruling class was French.

I love telling anti-grain evangelists I eat pasta or rice almost every day of my life and watching their brain circuitry explode. I’m having fresh pasta with a fabulous parsley and almond pesto I made last night, with some green breans, for dinner. 

And Malaysian, RyanAir, Spirit...

I’ve only played the very first Adventure Time game that was on DS, the one WayForward developed, and it was pretty decent but I’ve never heard much good about any of the subsequent games. I don’t know how we’ve gone this long without a genuinely good one...just remake something like Link to the Past with an Adventure…

The best part is I’m sure my grandfather would think these are all the legitimate names for these people and things.

GoTY.