One of Hawk’s greatest bits of inane chatter came during a weekday afternoon game in the mid-’90s, when Tom “Wimpy” Paciorek was Harrelson’s color man.

I once saw Vlad Guerrero swing at a ball that a 5 year old fan was holding in the stands. Got a triple

Can you point to this doll and tell us where the car hurt you?

I cant either. This isnt a crime, its a protectionist racket.

Maybe victimless crime should not take a priority.

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

Mike Matheny praised the fan for taking the bullet “the right way,” noting that glory boy fans in Chicago or Kansas City would’ve demanded a stoppage to the game and drawn much more attention to themselves.

There is an official beer of the NFL and every NFL team. Fuck this guy.

For $60 an 1/8 it better be from the US of A!!!

if dope were legal and sold like booze, 97% of violence associated with drug dealing would evaporate overnight, 50% of our prison population would be eligible for immediate parole, our tax problems would be solved and Mexico would have a chance to be a stable nation.
but the police industrial complex would collapse and…

(We should note that, by our math, at roundabout $60 for an eighth of marihuana, 60 pounds of weed would be about $460,800 in street value. Dilworth police, where are you buying your weed?)

Legalizing it all and enabling and supporting harm reduction is the way to go.

The action of going mudding makes you a redneck. It’s just reality.

You can be a wealthy hedge fund manager from Wall Street named Kip Smithers, but for those five minutes that you’re ripping donuts through a field in your Mercedes GLS, you’re a redneck.

Are you an O’s fan? Because you are a pretty delusional or stupid one if you don’t know Machado is a known hothead.

Intent is irrelevant

Machado’s reputation means no one is going to give him the benefit of the doubt.

Well clearly, the guy with O’s starting his username has a completely objective opinion.

You’re not alone. This shit is next level obnoxious now.

give me the good old days where Wes Welker took MDMA at the Kentucky derby. Now that’s hijinks!

[Puts on flack jacket and shounder pads. Straps on helmet. Puts safety goggles on. Inserts mouth guard. Checks cup. Ties steel toed boots. Looks around. Deep breath.]

Everyone who generalizes is, without exception, an asshole.