Not everybody goes to visit Grandma. A lot of us travel for business, to vacation, for longer than 6 days, to go camping, ya know, trips that require we bring more than a change of underwear. Some poor unfortunate souls even have children. Pretty much everybody I know has a busy enough life that a separate trip to UPS…

and he gave every single one of these scorching hot women herpes, thereby ruining them for the rest of us.

6. He gave Jessica Alba herpes

The AL East over the last few years been home of the longest games in MLB. Anyone watching the games can tell you why, and its not the IBB: pitcher/catcher meetings. As it stands right now, a p/c meeting can occur as many times as the umpire will allow. This is regularly taken advantage of by the Red Sox and Yankees…

And with the airlines current rate of spending towards passenger comfort and luxury, we'll see these sometime around stardate 4,234.56