Yea the transcript above made it pretty clear that they were acting out a scenario, not that they just gave it and took it away.

Lol, right?

O hai there. Christmas came early.
Imma need a list of all of these guys, stat. I can only identify half and that’s not okay.

someone please tell me who the chainsaw guy is it’s for...research.

What a beautifully diverse group of sexy dudes. The addition of puppies certainly didn’t hurt.

sploosh.

But minorities and women should just shut up and be able identify with all the white males that are already out there because of....reasons!

IT NEEDS TO HAVE A PENIS FOR ME TO IDENTIFY WITH IT

Yes, who will boys look up to now? It’s not like there are that many powerful male figures in entertainment, especially in the sci-fi realm. WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BOY CHILDREN?!?

Congratulations to Mindy!

After hearing Rob Kardashian talk about how he paid for post-delivery tummy plastic surgery I’m sort of guessing that’s the typical “post baby bod” come up that celebrities do.

How did you NOT watch Clueless as a teen?

I encourage all teens out there to have as much sex with as many partners as possible. Because, once you start working full time, your job will suck out your soul, and any sex drive you may have will go with it. And, even if yours stays intact, odds are your partner’s job will crush their sex drive.

Blac Chyna is an easy victim too. She’s Black, a former stripper and she is apparently a good digger. Even though most of the gold belongs to Rob’s sisters. It seems like she was trying to help him lose weight and get himself together.

Rob is an asshole and a garbage person for what he did. Straight up.

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