Burt’s a riot right now.

Now I’m confused because Europe uses the metric system; maybe I’m only a 6 in America, but it converts to a 10 overseas?

I just bitched someone out on a different Trump post for those same “Hillary is just as bad!” bullshit sentiments. I have lost all my abilities to even when it comes to these people. I am ALL ABOUT voting for whomever you want in the primaries, but anyone who pouts and stays home in November if it’s Hillary is someone…

on THIS issue...??!?!?!?!?!?

Yes, tell me some more, SUSAN, why progressives who are upset if Bernie doesn’t get the nomination should vote Trump or stay home. Oh wait, how bout instead you just go fuck yourself.

Maybe I should start naming the three or four chin hairs that go from “invisible” to “one centimeter long and spiky” overnight.

And that one bastard on my jawline that I SWEAR TO GOD becomes two inches long before I notice it.

i was helping my friend move in to his off-campus house, and we went shopping and he came up to me all cute and embarassed and said “i want to get lady products to keep in the house in case someone needs them, can you help me?” and i was so happy and it was so amazing and all men should be like josh.

Today is my second day with a menstrual cup and it is taking everything I have not to tell every woman of menstruating age I see the gospel. I have become what I despise.

Just one more thing...

Then after the show it’s the after party
And after the party it’s the hotel lobby
Around about four you gotta clear the lobby
Then take it to ya room and somebody...files

is Shonda Rhimes a witch or something? I can’t think of a single person who left one of her shows (whether by choice or not) and found greater success.

This is such a wildly privileged opinion. Real people will get hurt under Trump. SCOTUS will be changed. Laws will be passed. The military will be deployed, affecting people around the globe. I get that you want a different political system but this is the one we live in. Don’t throw others under the bus in your quest…

I mean, she can, in that it’s her face and she can make it look like whatever she wants it to. And honestly, if she were just like my neighbor or something I would never dare ask her about it without her initiating the conversation. That would be so rude.

Tracey’s daughter is a little “mini-me” with that expression on her face. Briana Fellowes.

You named yourself after a convicted child rapist.

FUCK INDIANA for this shit. I’m living in a nightmare state right now. Women all over the new outlets are commenting, “Sooo, if I have a miscarriage in the toilet and I flush, am I a felon?” Seriously fuck Pence. He’s been ruining lives for too long.

100% simply trying to guilt trip women into feeling bad about having an abortion by personalizing the fetus. They don’t bury or cremate cancerous masses or kidney stones when they remove those from your body. Disgusting and shameful. I suppose they will be require to ask women which method they prefer before having an…

WAY TO RUIN IT EVEN BEFORE THE EPISODE AIRS

Dear Bride,