Wait, from Joshua Jackson??????

Oh...oh gosh.

A lot of relationships, in general, don’t work out. And you don’t always hear about the open ones that do work out because a lot of couples keep that stuff on the down low.

Don’t forget about Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally! They are delightful together.

He looks like he reeks

They’re committed as part of a patriarchal system.

I hate men.

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

I love that his proof is that two thirds of smokers don’t die from smoking related diseases. I’m sorry, is there another habit I can pick up that has over a 30% chance of killing me? I guess alcohol if I take it really seriously.

Since I’ve never seen any evidence that she no longer supports Polanski, I believe that she still does.

Plus, that “hot dog” charm is a snake in a bun.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

THIS IS HOW I WOULD USE MY FAME, IF I HAD ANY.

Is this a serious comment?

A rich white guy from Pennsylvania quoting Malcolm X is a little too much for me to take this morning.

Oh dude. I love you, and lord knows the K family are weirdos, but the Kardashians are not responsible for Lamar’s addiction.

DID YOU ASK HER IF KIDNEY TRANSPLANTS FALL OUT AFTER THREE WEEKS?

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

I always thought the Calvin Harris thing was the real deal. Same with Jake Gyllenhaal... and we all have a John Mayer or two in our backgrounds. But you have to admit this level of PDA is unusual.

Let’s not forget that the NBA draft is inherently bullshit. Players have no say in where they play or how much they get played. It’s just an attempt to level the playing field for billionaires that are incapable of hiring competent people and staying out of their way.
I cheer each and every player that leaves a city…