I started watching Serie A in 1996 and Totti is the only player I’ve purchased a jersey for in any sport.

What would Gawker be without this kind of comment? The site is 10%substance, 90% pedantry. Well played.

I hate Cersei as much as the next Stark banner man, but I hope she lays fucking waste to those Sparrows. Shock and awe.

The Saudi royal family is 100% responsible for 9/11. And they used G. W. Bush as their bitch. He thought he was in on it, but they lied about the scope of the attack. That’s why he looks so fucking astonished when aides tell him about it. He thought it was going to be the one plane over Pennsylvania, not two more into…