Thank god for Lizzo in 2018 and here’s to her reigning even more supreme in 2019! 

1.) This video makes her objectively awesome.

I can't imagine being someone who gives two shits that this exists. This need on the right to make her look bad is simply pathetic.

My political evolution happened over time as I came to realize that I valued truth and reason over narrative and emotion.

To be fair, asking “Why would anyone choose to be a conservative?” is a VERY good question. 

The “oops, wrong funeral/church” is an old The Vicar of Dibley joke. And I’m sure someone had made it even before that show, so they didn’t steal shit.

eh you know we’re all demons who tear loving couples apart and make happiness and contentment impossible, that’s why we’re on the internet. I mean...him cheating a lot could have done it too so Offset at least gets an assist on this one.

Won what? A year’s supply Rice-A-Roni? A subscription to Ranger Rick? A membership to the Cake Of The Month Club? A home version of your divorce?

I heard 6.25 seasons including July or Tuesday or sometimes nothing.

I cold totally be making this up, but for some reason I remember Mike Schur saying that the Good Place was only planned for a 4 season story... 

--Bob Iger

Et tu, all the boys I’ve love before?

1. Fuck Mike Huckabee

Yea, I was not happy bout the pita contest in Bake Off. That would have been fine in the first few episodes but the final? GTFO with that.

I hate this show and other shows like it where the point isn’t to be the best, but to be the least worst. Cutthroat Kitchen is stupid. Chopped is dumb (but less dumb than Cutthroat). The finale of the latest season of the Great British Bake-Off where SPOILERS they had to make fucking pita over a campfire and a stone…

The way they always try to find good in the designs is what I like. I rarely got the idea that they were actively laughing at anyone like in America's worst chef, but just taking joy in the spirit of having "nailed it". The cooking show about average people doing their best and having fun.

Broke: Don’t casually kill people

Jesse, Jesse, Jesse...

I wonder how good this could’ve been, if Disney Corporate HQ didn’t feel the need to pander to every marketable demographic they could think of. Seeing that this isn’t a complete dumpster fire of a movie, (despite how it was sold in the previews) and how WIR 1 solidly out-Pixared Pixar, it makes me long for the movie…

Why is it not Ralph WRECKS the Internet? Of course that makes far more sense, and the fact that Disney didn’t go with it tells me they’d rather try to capitalize on Kanye’s bullshit comment about Kim’s ass pictures “breaking the internet” than they would go with a better idea.