Punch bait. I like it. I'm going to use it, too, every time I'm forced to see Ted Cruz' face.

Fuck.

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

and his layer.

what a boring looking bro

His hot is cancelled out by his dumb. He way more than the 3rd place contestant going into Final Jeopardy and he risked everything. He had no chance of winning, and with bad wagering, he just lost $1000.

Goes to show how you can be surrounded by people, lead a pretty great life, and still be depressed. It’s terrifying in a way; someone can appear perfectly happy and then the next day - gone.

She's 33. I'm a little terrified now that you called that middle aged.

I would agree with you if this kid still had a tongue. But since the reason he doesn’t have a tongue is because a middle aged woman had to bite it off in self defense, I’m going to go with every human needs to know this kid’s face.

“...he’s only reading at a second grade level.”

Well now he’ll only be speaking at toddler level.

And even if he has some kind of disorder they can’t just let him run around as he is a danger to others.

An unidentified neighbor jumped to his defense, saying he isn't responsible for his actions. May as well have said boys will be boys. Give me a fucking break. He knew exactly what he was doing.

“Or it could be his way of saying “sorry not sorry” for handing Beliebers a reggaetón-alluding track built on a hefty dembow that’s going on festie playlists.”

He is hardly working. The House schedule has just 126 workdays this year. 126! And those are mostly 10AM - 3PM hours. The rest of the days are classified as “district work days,” which is Congress-speak for paid days off to collect raise lots and lots of bribes money.

Since when does Republican not equal brazen hypocrite?

Right? I thought these people were against “free stuff”.

Shouldn’t he just protect himself by packing heat like any good ol’ 2nd Amendment-loving patriot?

Thank you.

Of, like, a terminal yeast infection.

I love her because I wish there was more of her in me - she is so at ease, she has drive to succeed, she can probably purchase things without keeping up at night because she is wondering about the child labourer who made her carpet underlay is.