boneless wings are chicken nuggets.

We know who it is going to anyway.

Correct. Science is your friend.

I really wish I could live long enough to see the scholarship that develops around the eventual American fall.

Look, Trump vs. Ball would’ve made for a fine Celebrity Deathmatch episode, but it’s a bit less entertaining as a verbal feud involving the president.

We owe a debt of gratitude to Ms. Baccellieri for not providing a link to the video of the interview.

She brings it on the regular.

I’d have gone with something like “I’m thankful for my family’s health ... and ObamaCare being in place to take care of it along with millions of other Americans.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

But Lauren, you’re forgetting his POISE! You can’t teach 6'2" and POISE! That boy is POISE-on!

Hopefully Marchman appreciates your even-handed coverage of your own gruesome injury. Get well soon, Chris.

I would also like to deeply apologise to everyone who has every been hit in the face with a custard or meringue pie. Although I have never personally hit anyone, I know that my deep and meaningful apology will be deeply appreciated in its sincerity and pointfullness by all of those who have suffered such indignity. 

Where are they now?

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

The intervening black lady was the key to de-esclalation.. Experience rules.

He’s an idiot and here’s exactly why:

You’re wrong about PBR. It’s trash.

PBR belongs no where near the top 5 cheap US beers

PBR in the top 5? You fucking hipster... Every goddamn time I get PBR, it tastes skunked... because that's what it ALWAYS tastes like. I'm assuming it's that way straight from the factory and it's awful. I don't know why the hell anyone drinks that garbage.