wow, you are really on the ball.

it syncs with sabotage by beastie boys. start the music with the first hit. it is the happiest I have been in weeks.

excellent contribution to my state of mind

this hit will get Goldy a second appearance in the all-time mascot vs kids highlight real - still well behind Blue though.

Ohm, all that really matters is he comes amped up to play.

he is getting a reality show, but still not a state senator.

snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

yes. i work in an office with one. He is asian.

if it was a situation where he was just a ceremonial figurehead like “King of the USA” with absolutely no authority, voting power, real access, etc- this would be fucking awesome. His shit-show performance is matched by none before him, and I am not sure it is possible to actually top. Historic.

“I have spreadsheets”

if you have the quantity, they will up the charge so you plead down to a lesser charge before the trial.

there is a difference between knowing about, and in some cases for employment, tolerating it. Employers will stop tolerating it as soon as it effects their bottom line.

I used to bartend for weddings- great tips, horrible clean up and drama. Once the groom’s mistress showed up, and the brides family and groom started to fight and I had to break it up. Fuck that gig.

I wouldn’t recommend oil to new comers. that stuff messes me up, and I have smoked daily half my young adult life

exactly. no one cares about their pain, and no one would care about their triumph if they turned it around for a few years.

nah, motherfucker. This is gonna play out like another american comeback story

i guess our country deserves this.

did he get the signing bonus?

admittedly dickish, I wish more ethnic and sub culture groups would find a reason to stop eating bacon, resulting in a lower demand and price.

K- before I was joking- but if you are going to correct someones grammar, you need to word the correction using past tense, so “it’s spelled ad” instead of “it’s spell ad”