His speech on Taking Care of One’s Chickens and Mental was; as the old folks say chuch. Those brats could learn a thing or two.

Who the hell has a problem with Marshawn Lynch? Besides Russell Wilson throwing terrible INTs instead of giving it to Lynch of course.

This is a comment that defies any sort of reply in its zen-like perfection, so I won’t even try. 

Galaxies, brother. All the stars.

Shut it down. Good job everybody, let’s call it an early week.

I bet Charlie Brown never imagined he’d be working for the Great Pumpkin.

The acting DHS secretary thinks the regular flu’s mortality rate is the same as COVID-19. He also doesn’t know how modeling works, doesn’t have any idea what HHS is doing, and doesn’t know how to answer a direct question with anything resembling authority.

Me! Me! I got a story!

Here you thought I was a man, where I am, in fact, a cruise ship.

This troll cannot seriously be stupid enough to believe this.

Hey, those Jack-Booted thugs the NRA keeps talking about are actually real! I know those militia will jump right up to protect people because that’s the real reason we have a 2nd Amendment, right? Unless... unless they are just full of shit and don’t actually mean a damn thing they say.

It is equal parts fascinating and horrifying to see the British press bend over backwards to turn their inbred prince’s child molesting into a story about how terrible a black woman is for protecting her children.

I want a fictional historical action movie with Robert Smalls and Bass Reeves doing covert espionage and sabotage missions against the Confederate South.

take your damn star...

Counter argument: That’s not side boob. That’s cleavage. Side boob is the outter boob.

Things that are a waste of my time:

This is one of my favorite stories, needs to be made into a movie for sure!

her side boob steals the show imho

Martha Momma told Snoop to apologize, eh? That’s cool. Forgive but never forget, you fucked up, Calvin, you will need to work to re-claim that status you had in the community (for fucking what, I don’t know, y’all who worship troglodytes like him have your janky ass reasons, I guess).

“At the time, people talked of inciting a minor to debauchery, or indecent assault...But nobody ever spoke of crime,”