THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF A HORSE THAT IS GOOD FOR THE INSIDE OF A WOMAN” - Catherine The Great
NathanWind
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Not all of them, my wife went to very public schools. But you are right, most of the horse people (especially show horse people) are snotty shits.
I played a sport that literally makes you run into other human beings as fast as you can, and these horse people sound fucking nuts.
Unless they’re my sister in law, who wants to pretend she has lots of money and didn’t finish high school.
When daddy pays for the new wing in the school library you pretty much get to write your own report card.
For the record, They don’t like being called “horse people”. Centaur is the preferred nomenclature.
“THERE IS SOMETHING ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF A HORSE THAT IS GOOD FOR THE INSIDE OF A MAN” - WINSTON CHURCHILL
I think that competitive Magic: the Gathering should take place at the olympics because it takes a lot of years to train and be the very best and doesn’t involve any real horses. I also think there should be an underwater breath holding contest, because I was never good at it but I want to see how good other people…
Christ, Broncos fans are insufferable.
Listen, Horse People, my dog does dressage every time I bring his food bowl to him, and he’s a spectacularly stupid animal. It’s not that hard.
Having horses in the Olympics is like having a dog show and giving the medal to the handler.
Horse people spend lots of money & hire tutors for their kids so they can send them on the show circuit 10 months of the year.
There’s a good one that didn’t make the cut where the reader used the phrase “Not only” seven times in a 400 word diatribe.
That’s what I thought, until I read these letters. Or do they go to good schools but spend their time stroking horses instead of going to class? I’m frankly shocked that the average outraged equestrian’s grammar is notably worse than that of the average outraged Cardinals fan.
Please reply to Jada. I’m really curious about how this 13-year-old is going to get you fired.
Holy shit these assholes are worse than Cardinals fans.
Well. Ann Romney certain has a lot of time on her hands to think up personas and then write letters as them.
Better use for horses:
Their stupid fucking sport killed Superman. Fuck them.