I snickered at “Titan Dump”.  Because, you know, I’m still in middle school and immediately preceded it in my mind with “I took a...”.  

Daihatsu Charade.
Also the Suzuki Swift, not because the name itself was bad but because it made the car into a rolling oxymoron.

12 year old me thinks that Titan Dump is an awesome name for a truck.

Andrew Jackson’s?

At least the Lincoln Colonoscopy helped remind it’s target demographic to get their yearly checkup.

This is one of the dumbest car names.  :-)

Worse yet it made it through a blogger and an editor to be published. Yeesh.

Wait...did a reader really confuse Cutlass, as in a 17th century sword and cutlet, as in a tasty pork or chicken preparation?

AMC Gremlin. Although it was apt.

Ford Probe

Anal F-150 doesn’t have much of a ring to it.....

F-150, Hidden Valley Edition

How has no one mentioned the STI? When you proudly tell non-car people that you’ve got a STI, they give you a look.

The best part of that stupid name is that they tried to get everyone to pronounce it “echo sport.” But don’t worry, its EcoBoost engine is pronounced “ee ko boost”

To be fair, we have an absolutely embarrassing number of folks who are way into the Nazi SS here in America.

As much as I love the car and would kill to own one, the Ferrari LaFerrari always made me laugh. “Ferrari the Ferrari.” Just seems a tad lazy, especially for that type of car.

Even if it was for charity, his “LOOK AT ME!! LOOK AT ALL THE GOOD I’M DOING!! LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME PAY ATTENTION TO ME AREN’T I THE BEST?? AREN’T I SO AWESOME!!?” makes him a piece of shit.  If you’re going to do this, don’t turn it into a game (as he is wont to do), and sure as hell don’t emulate a cautionary tale…

So what is the minimum age a water bottle can drive in Romania?

I know it’s just a media property, but this is geniunely a little aggravating to see the point missed this badly. It was fundamentally a critique of the way rich capitalists exploit and humiliate the poor for profit.

I’d say this is a very teachable moment that shows how capitalists will water down and appropriate anti-capitalist messages for profit.