Certainly:

That’s why I never wore them 

Sticking to SPORTZ!!

Please don’t use glue traps.

That Scorpion is like Jared Goff after his helmet radio is switched off.

Badass is taking out a giant desert scorpion. Those things are no fucking joke. They’re armored, very strong for insects, and the venom is one of the most painful in existence. 

Damn, huge matchup issues for that scorpion. It’s one thing to have immunity to its sting. Turning the venom into a painkiller is just a fuck-you to your opponent.

The howling carnivorous mouse is a metaphor. The howling carnivorous mouse is Megan Greenwell.

If you can’t watch the video, you should be aware that this mouse is not merely immune to scorpion venom, but converts it to a painkiller!

So wait, when my mother in law says “I’m not racist or nothing, I just don’t like the blacks.” She really IS racist? Well my mind is blown.

Being Ultra to me just means you’re a cunt who loves fighting more than football. I live in Brazil and i’ve been in the Maracanã before remodelling when it fit almost 120k people and i have NEVER seen a racist incident in there. Flamengo’s fans are from all walks of life, from the current psycopath rich boy governor…

I mean, it’s not like anyone will Coppa to it. 

John Roberts thinks the logic is sound and just.

Don’t know why but this made me think of Talladega Nights.

It’s-a me, a dumb Italian racist-a. (it’s a-ok, I a-have Italian friends-a)

I don’t understand why there’s still talk about reparations when we TWICE elected a black person and everyone knows that US presidents have to be unanimously elected so there’s no way that a single racist- or perhaps 60M of them- exist in this great nation when we overcome things like this and also no one ever said…

“It seems soccer fans in Italy are truly being best.”

Sadly it’s looking more and more like there is no cure for racism. Pardon my language but I think it’s bologna. 

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It’s-a me, a dumb Italian racist.  (it’s ok, I have Italian friends)