This win will certainly help the Skins in their effort to recruit Dabo Sweeney for their head coaching vacancy! #Sweeneyforthefences

Cracklin’ Oat Bran! Do they not ask to see your AARP card at the register in your town?

Not if you set up an ideal course; maybe it could be a 6% downhill grade. 

Good thing they never let him announce Ed Hochuli’s games. He just sit there chanting “Hochuli’s! Hochuli’s!” like mama Klump. 

You should get that caps lock fixed. 

It’s also provided some schadenfreude when coaches uselessly burn a timeout throwing their challenge flag at something that the league clearly won’t be overturning, so that’s one benefit. 

If you’re wringing your hands, you’re doing it wrong. 

This is what I came looking for! Couple of points, Billy Suter is right about Frail Blazers and you can mix up placement: San Antonio Spurfs are all three apples tall while Toronto Fraptors is Starbucks newest creation. Also it’s the Felicans of New Orleans, and I’d go with the Brooklyn Fetts (they all have to where…

Is this conveyance of athletic undergarments limited to Chargers-Broncos? I feel like I’ve seen something similar before...

Chris you’re really taking the loss of Jay Gruden hard. Maybe you should take this week against Miami off and just chill by the pool with a cold drink. 

If you can survive dysentery you can survive a skull fracture

Ah but have you seen Bill Callahan coach the Skins?

Based on his season performance he should stay on the bench because 5 points is much more likely than 25 points from that guy. 

First there was butt-chugging, and now there can be butt-plugging. But not that old butt-plugging. 

If only there was a difference between reality and fiction. If only...

Ellen has the money and prestige to go do most anything she wants in her free time. The issue is that she chose to spend that free time watching people develop CTE in a publicly funded stadium to enrich a sleazy billionaire while sitting next to someone that did and let other people do horrible things. She could have…

You beat me to it; take your gold medal before China apologists demand it be stripped from you. 

“A participant in a (e-)sporting event broke the rules that every event in the entire civilized world shares, you don’t make political statements in a sporting event.”

Not married to a lesser version of Notorious BIG, check. The most hit songs of any contemporary pop star, check. Won’t bend to the NFL’s will, check.