The ugly girl may be the fastest girl on the block, but she's still ugly.

Brand new 3 series. 328 for the lower end rich kids, up to the M3 for the high end. It has been this way since the 80s and it will never change. /thread

May I suggest looking for an 08-09 z06 instead of a 06? Hear me out, I know that the price is lower, but Chevy introduced a ton of improvements in the later model years, including better shift feel, better rear end etc.

MK1 for the win.

The thousand yard stare front end even looks like a crack head.

While this would certainly be a unique ride, it seems to have two blocks of wood for a back bumper. Either 77 Datsuns came with wood bumpers or this car might not be as "all original" as the advert states. By 2011 standards, this car has no redeeming characteristics other than uniqueness. CP

As long as they aren't on the property they can film away. Ask Sarah Palin about her new neighbor who rented the house next door specifically to observer her and her family while writing a book. I noticed that our photographer did decide to actually leave the sidewalk and walk onto the property. That's a huge no no.

The choice of riding shoes by the rider in the photo tells me all I need to know.

So, basically, they are removing the bud vase and selling us "The New-New Beetle, now with 5.4% less homosexuality". EVERY article I have come across on this vehicle mentions the removal of the bud vase. If VW thinks that all they have to do is take out the flower pot to get the Beetle to appeal to men, they have a…

I hate politically correct "days". Why can't we get a 400+ horsepower "day" or a 1g or you cant drive it on the road "day"? Instead, I get to walk into work and see posters for Transgender Pets Adopted from Broken Homes "Day".

I actually test drove the previous neu-Beetle Turbo-S, but the GPS kept directing me to the local gay bar no matter what location I selected. It performed like the GTI in drag that it was, so not such a bad thing. I just didn't want to have to explain the purchase to my parents over awkward family dinners. I feel…

They haven't put out a decent album since Monster.

Needs more 2.0T As a former VW/Audi racer, I have all kinds of love for the Shit Rocket. This car would need some upgrades to be what it needs to be (in my demented mind). But, a good clean platform to start a nice build from.

Nice Price. That is all.

Since when have you come back from your lunch break drunk and stoned and put a car together correctly? CUT THESE GUYS SOME SLACK

Why buy something LIKE snake-oil, when you can buy actual snake oil! Hey, it's green now, too! I bet putting this stuff in a Prius would increase the smug factor by at least 100%. I wonder what this shit actually does to your fuel system and engine?

You, Sir, have just won the internet!

Much like the Crown Vic article, the Roadmastah had a purpose. It's purpose was doing an amazing simulation of yr living room couch while crusing comfortably at 80 miles an hour.

They should have just named all the variants Turd Burgler and painted them brown.

Good Call, I had a mental block on that. You now have to pay my therapist for unblocking these horrible memories.