They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Don’t blame the film that resolved it in a new and unique way that doesn’t live up to the hype, blame the film that created a huge mystery without knowing the answer.

I read the first two Magicians books and watched the first couple of episodes of season 1, but lost interest quickly. But, season 2 had received a lot of good press on io9. I just finished bingeing both seasons on Friday and, holy shit it got SOOOO much better.

How about trying this on for size... “we’ve done two trilogies about someone who came from humble beginnings but had a big family secret, why don’t we make this desert dwelling orphan just an orphan”

But could you have an entire conversation made up of cultural references with another culture? That would be genius writing.

Yet no one says a thing about the *all female* nominees for Best Actress.

Yeah, somehow “ah, no, the foundations are shot” didn’t quite give the moment the gravitas it deserved.

Really? Sounds like he has a couple of nice things ready to smoke.

I could do without the j-pop but the movie itself looks amazing. I am confident a couple joints will even out any problems it may have.

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

A movie where Luke Skywalker drinks milk out of alien boobs seems “focus-grouped” to you?

MOAR PROOF THIS WORSE STAR WAR OF ALL TIME!!!11!!

I’d argue that using the remaining battery on his smartphone to call/upload video to CNN is also a bad idea.

I can’t wait for the inevitable Young Luke spin off where we finally get to see him shooting womp rats in his T-16.

Yup. I figured that was a definite. Ya gotta show the origin and story behind everything mentioned in the original trilogy.

“Welcome to figure skating, where a blizzard of white cluelessness will pull you to short, sweet death.”
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT SHOTS <FRIDAY NIGHT> OMG!

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

Runaways and The Gifted are both current and could be described as angsty teen superhero shows.

There isn’t a single live-action superhero show on the air right now that involves angsty teens.