They say something, you write a scathing takedown of their inadequate responses.

Yet no one says a thing about the *all female* nominees for Best Actress.

Chiefs fan here: that incompetent fuck called forward progress after Mariota got sacked behind the line of scrimmage and fumbled the ball. They got a free FG out of it that ended up winning them the game. My team are officially the Browns of the playoffs. Fuck you, Triplette. Fuck you straight to hell.

A movie where Luke Skywalker drinks milk out of alien boobs seems “focus-grouped” to you?

MOAR PROOF THIS WORSE STAR WAR OF ALL TIME!!!11!!

I’d argue that using the remaining battery on his smartphone to call/upload video to CNN is also a bad idea.

“Welcome to figure skating, where a blizzard of white cluelessness will pull you to short, sweet death.”
WAS HE TALKING ABOUT SHOTS <FRIDAY NIGHT> OMG!

God damn, the Olympics get me JACKED THE FUCK UP for sporting events I otherwise never give a shit about, and I swear if this guy rolls in and ATTACKS the ice skating arena in Pyeongchang with “Turn Down for What,” I am going to throw my table through my window a fit of ragejoy.

Has anyone reached out to the Tequila Cowboy for comment or is Jerry Jones too busy to talk?

For gods sake Mueller do something!

Off the top of my head, I think Brady has tended to have the most issues when playing 4-3 teams that can get consistent pressure from the defensive line while still dropping seven guys into coverage. Bonus points if they have a great, veteran safety who can play the middle of the field and prevent the big play.

STATES RIGHTS

EXCEPT THOSE ONES WE DON’T LIKE THOSE ONES

That’s a goddamn good question. Trump is an embarrassment, but he’s a symptom and not the disease.

According to the article, Trump himself allowed Michel Wolff to have this kind of access.

It is my impression that Lakers fans consider LeBron James their divine right and not “their wildest fucking dreams.” Lakers fans are almost as entitled as Yankees fans. 

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Oh god, shut up.

looks like 9 patriot fans have read this article so far

They’ve had two of the greatest quarterbacks the game has ever seen and have two championships. This organization has been a luckier version of the Lions with their failure to capitalize on Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson.

Bull.