It is my impression that Lakers fans consider LeBron James their divine right and not “their wildest fucking dreams.” Lakers fans are almost as entitled as Yankees fans. 

People of Japan, we don’t like him either.

Oh god, shut up.

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The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

Which I never understood. It boggles the mind how people chant an entire conference moreso than the school. You don’t hear the ACC chant during the NCAA basketball tournament or win they won the national championship in football in 14 and 16. Only the SEC does this nonsense over all sports.

“We”? You’re a fan. Win or lose, your fat ass always belongs on the couch

It must be nice, being so rested after playing such a pathetic schedule.

They’ve had two of the greatest quarterbacks the game has ever seen and have two championships. This organization has been a luckier version of the Lions with their failure to capitalize on Barry Sanders and Calvin Johnson.

I know right? And Kaep clowned these guys for like 900 yards and 15 touchdowns in 2 games. But no, he’s not good enough!

When you’d rather be a team that supports “real American values” than one that wins, this is what happens.

There is a continuum of unemployable celebrity children with Bryce Dallas Howard on one end and Rumer Willis on the other. The former stars in big tent-pole movies while the latter begs Maxim magazine for a quarter page. Their incomes vary, but I think your real question is “Would these people be anything other than…

Bull.

She’s never going to topple this one:

What’s the point of a city that’s too expensive to actually live in? This isn’t about Fieri’s restaurant specifically, just a general observation about high-demand urban areas that continually raise cost of living until the only people that can afford to exist are millionaires.

Id rather take PCP and watch my grandparents have anal sex.

My niece is a huge Potter fan. My sister-in-law told me to buy her an official Harry Potter wand for Christmas.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

Because something greedy Jews (but not the good Israeli kind).