your mother! is a horror movie

This has some really disingenuous writing, which is weird since it's not like the actual story is a great look for Sorkin. But saying he tried to change the subject before eventually drifting back (when the exact opposite happened) just makes you look like a turd.

I'm going to be so mad at Jason Segel if he ever acknowledges this.

Jeff Goldblun should have been cast as Thor.

the internet was a mistake

Justin Timberlake managed to go from well-liked to Oh God Please Leave incredibly quickly and I'm a big fan of this development.

But will it have a sticker that smells like John Boyega after I scratch it?

I hope 2017 is the year of thinkpieces about Matthew Broderick.

Is it an A shirt?

what's your take on Oliver Platt?

That was like the worst Update segment I've seen in a decade. Jost and Che are absolute garbage at this.

THE BATMAN, a film by Kelly Reichardt

….do people actually want to see Mel Gibson? Like it's one thing to be behind the cameras directing, but does The Big Comeback™ really need to include acting?

Maybe there was some technical problem? Strong's been singing on the show like every other week since she joined, she's got a good voice.

chonk

I don't know why Cecily Strong did the Marble Columns sketch in the middle of the cold open, but I hope it happens next week too. And for the rest of the season.

I forgot that I really like Joan Cusack.

fun fact: this was written by three time Survivor loser Jonathan Penner, who once got ran over on Seinfeld.

Her ex-husband (they divorced last year) directed/produced them.

If you could steal a smooch from any guy in Hollywood who would it be?