I blackout about once or twice every two years (is that bad?) but I have never been so fucked up that I thought I was on a different coast. Does this guy have to be the best at everything?

Jordan scored 50 a few times on the Wizards. Simmons is more like Tiger behind the wheel.

Every sports opinion writer eventually turns into the thing people hate about sports opinion writers. They discover what works, do that, stop innovating, and fall asleep while a younger generation grows up wondering what the big deal is with these writers who talk like their dad. Happened to Rick Reilly, happened to…

The genius is you know more about Ball than you do Markelle Fultz, the #1 overall pick.

Since there has been 1 death in the history of MLB from a pitched ball (back in the late 1910s or early 20s - Ray Chapman), that is unlikely but I am NOT justifying Strickland’s pitch - or any pitcher who throws at someone. Strickland is an idiot - I have written that many times now. But Harper is a super star and the…

Fuck Don Zimmer

The Nats announcers have decided that since Buster Posey didn’t intervene soon enough it means that no one on the Giants likes Strickland.

“He never liked going with the driver”

Man, between this and crashing when his wife was chasing him who’d have thought that driving would be the part of his game that left him first.

‘He’s in the hole!’

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

He’s back!

Shaq was not great because there was no one big enough to stop him? Isn’t that like saying Bolt is not the most beautiful runner and only wins because no one is faster than him?

Charles is not being serious at all. He’s messing with shaq because shaq is so insecure that he actually takes him serious and is almost ready to fight. Chuck has a lot of dumb takes that he actually believes but this isn’t one of them, it’s just him aggravating a big baby.

How is painfully awkward not entertaining? Also I would say awkward isn’t their normal dynamic on most “inside the NBA”, this article was posted because this sort of interaction is strange for them.

“Works for me” — Luke Russert.

Kelly Olynyk looks like the kid from Dazed and Confused took HGH.

Thanks for your input Draymond, don’t you have some nuts to massage?

my god, do your parents know you’re on the internet?

I mean, it’s not really abuse from Ivy Leaguers if it comes from people who go to Cornell.