Upon seeing him on the Wanted posters, NYPD officers went up to the bench and shot him in the back 13 times.

Yeah, agreed. A hatchback that’s rear/mid-engine is basically just a coupe with a comically oversized greenhouse and no trunk.

“Great, now we’re both suspended!”

Sometimes people are assholes, sometimes they have a disease.

Yes. A few years ago I brought up the Jalponik “malaise-era™” and low output big block engines from the 70’s and 80’s to my older coworker. He looks at me and says “what, have you never heard of swapping a carb and an exhaust?” A 195 HP Corvette with a bunch of emissions equipment was just the skip-shift 2/3rd lockout…

ha, 1974. It was a great year if you happen to own stocks in the company supplying vacuum hoses.

Gonna go with looking badass.

I don’t really care about your guess. I have guesses as well...

I'd rather buy a BMW hooned by Clarkson than a Camaro driven by a Jalopnik employee

Big cam, flycut pistons, race ported heads w/ big valves, lot of other odds and ends.

I don’t know any logical human being that hates the LS1 F-bodies. Sure, some may not like them, but they’re the best bang per buck performance you’ll get on the market right now. Until you’ve driven one you honestly have no idea how good they are, shame they were so unappreciated by those that saw the tags “American”…

Kudos on COTD, I knew this was going to ruffle some feathers just off the headline. I don’t plan to let mine go anytime soon, even if it is the lesser powered variant in the lineup. Have owned it for 13 years now, hopefully no end in sight. Thank goodness for an aftermarket that still keeps things lively.

I guess at 73 you cease having fucks to give about that sort of thing.

I used to build Peterbilt trucks, specifically I installed fuel and air lines. Using simple cloth over rubber is dumb dumb. We used cloth over steel, over rubber, and protected anything that might rub with canvas or plastic. I you can't get any other line, I'd recommend wrapping your fuel lines with something anywhere…

I currently drive a 2.7t A6 (6-speed, to distract from the pain). One very-sub-zero winter it blew injector seals and ended up costing over $300 to replace $10 in O-rings.

The 4.6 was the wrong answer to every question.