That's what I was thinking, and how someone can become a FP author when I never saw a post from her before becoming an author. Sorta ruins the credibility of jalopnik, but I guess it's who you know and not what you know at gawker.

Says the guy who shits in water cleaner than what other people have to drink.

Wow, this is wasteful. You could have donated that PT Cruiser and made a less fortunate person's life a little bit shittier.

10% sales tax, 9.3% income tax, earthquakes, wildfires, massive drought. I'll take 3 months of snow thank you very much.

You're right, they don't give a crap about you. Until they do. Wait until the day you're fucked over because of a website / phone number / neighborhood / scumbag that you got linked to, that's when you'll hear I don't give a crap. Apathy kills as many freedoms as the most ruthless dictators.

Just wait until they get the link up with the DMV and automatically prosecute for speeding. No need to worry about radar detectors, or cops hiding behind trees, any more. A computer simply receives the signal and generates a postal ticket direct to your door.

*continues driving car that is too old for this shit*

If Apple somehow could make a car, and bring it to market, I think the world would find out in a hurry that in fact, millenials do want cars.

Don't cry Gary. Falling in love with impractical, expensive, and unique engineering is all a part of the wonderful experience we call Jalopnik.com.

*sigh*. I'm aware. I should have put an "/s" at the end of the statement, I suppose.

No, not seriously.

Seriously dude?

Don't follow the sheeple: this is exactly how much brakes you need:

If you have good bumpers you can neglect your brakes and count on the cars around you to provide "herd deceleration."

The outrageous thing is, you bought a car to go from one place to another - to move - and furthermore as though that weren't expensive enough, you pay for gasoline every time you make your car move, yet the clearly admitted purpose for "brakes" - they should call them "breaks" instead, and indeed some people do - is…

You know the anti-brake post is satire, right?

Let's not argue with this guy. It's pretty obvious that common sense is not his strong suit.

I think a better car analogy will be when self driving cars are here, and people refuse to use them for safety reasons, while making themselves a danger to themselves and others.

Just had some deep thought and nostalgia after this beautifully written article, only the be interrupted by my own burst of laughter upon seeing this.