Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Doesn’t want: A beater that is about to fall apart

Consoles going for more PC-like architecture was one of the best things to happen to PC gaming and it’s only been getting better. We’re past the janky, no controller support ports of yesteryear and couch gaming on PC is being better supported as a result, finally. There are still bad ports and still some devs that…

““That’s the one [automakers] would give almost anything to win,” Sargent says. “They take it extremely seriously.””

It’s not a crime to talk to Russia after you’ve been elected, morons.

It’s kinda funny that there’s still people who defend this game and donkey development progress.

I still want my fucking money back.

You seriously think a supercharged 12.5:1 compression ratio Subaru engine is more reliable than a Honda????

I went on a back road drive with a bunch of subaru guys, and TWO BRZ’s blew their motors in the same day, and neither of them had forced induction. This thing is a ticking time bomb.

I want to take this to C&C, park it in the middle of Ferrari Row, jump out bedecked in Ferrari shirt and hat and shoes and such, and play the part of the most annoying Ferrari owner you’ve ever met.

I still think that the punishment for cheaters on PUBG, or Overwatch, or whichever game you want, should not be a permanent ban.

Rather, they should silently be marked as a cheater in the user database, and quietly relegated to the purgatory of a cheaters-only server, where every match is an arms race of aimbots and…

Why would someone in Japan want an American car when they are making better cars? Dealership models aside, but American cars really have no place outside of the USA. Half of American cars sold in the USA are sold on blind patriotism, the rest are new Fords as the ROW Fords that we now get are actually good cars..

Which could be countered with lackofsituationalawareness, go fuck yourself.

Yeah, I don’t know why they keep posting that dudes videos. He routinely says stuff that is completely wrong while simultaneously coming across as a smug butthead and being boring as fuck.

I’ve definitely heard the argument that “brakes are cheaper than a clutch”.

if you drive like an asshole, the cops politely hand you an asshole tag.
if your car isn’t street legal, why are you driving it on the street?

no sympathy at all for stancers.

While being buried up to almost the roofline like that means it probably was going to get written off by insurance anyway, the fuck gives some asshole in a douchebro truck the right to feel like it’s ok to drive over the top of it? And that lamesauce excuse of “Well... we weren’t the first or the last to do it...”…

He still has the car. He is just waiting for the motor to get rebuilt again.

If you’re the lucky winner of the car, reach out to us at tips@jalopnik.com. We’d love to meet up with you and see the car at some point. laugh in your face.

There’s quite a few out there that need a good ol’ freak accident.