also yes this is a fictional show and i may be too invested. you should hear me talk about “gossip girl”.

Oh, go fuck yourself. I just drank a bottle of wine at my desk.

Surprisingly, Ocarina of Time actually answers your first question. A gossip stone says that the Gerudo come to Hyrule Town for “boyfriends” sometimes. Plus the Gerudo sage makes a pretty suggesting to child(!) Link.

See if I had millions of dollars to spent on a home, THIS would be it. There are mega mansions here in LA going for $10-12 million. Who wants a lame ass mega mention when you could have a fucking CASTLE that Henry the VIII and Ann Boleyn were in?!

Please start writing the script for the feud with the waiters, pretty please?

Tell me about it.

I wish Obama would just come over to Washington state and open a marijuana store and toke all day, every day. He tried, let Trump and Paul Ryan go down in flames together.

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

That Trevor Noah dig about him “saving sex for the afterlife” is kinda on point.

The fact that Blake Lively is more successful than her is the most Serena van der Woodson thing to ever happen

Zootopia’s theme was anti-discrimination. It was very on-target for what’s going on in the world right now—in the US specifically, obviously. I think that’s whay it won—its message was super relevant.

I really loved Moana (bought the movie on release day last Tuesday) but definitely thought zootopia deserved the win. Moana has an amazing first half but doesn’t keep up the momentum. Zootopia was all round a better and more original movie. I definitely can see how because of differing opinions people can prefer…

For me, it’s Beasts of the Southern Wild. I will never forget that movie, although I doubt I could watch it again, knowing how it ends.

This is one of my favorite responses to the whole celebrities-shouldn’t-talk-about-politics thing:

Those are both very good dogs

NOOOOOO! Not the Chafe! I always had a picture of him in my head of being a “good boy”.... kind of like I call my goofy, sweet as can be, but intellectually challenged Oliver. My husband and I actually have a joke that Oliver loves Chafee and that we didn’t have the heart to tell him he isn’t president.

Yeah, I have some scuzzy coworkers who are gross like that. I always mention the Dave Atell bit about “barely legal? That means you’re almost a pedophile, dude...”

I always took it as a legitimate evolution of character.

I used to watch the Nostalgia Chick religiously, but never saw that one. I’m going to go see if I can find it.

Chez Lindsay/Nostalgia Chick made a better argument that it wasn’t, in that Belle leaves when given the chance and only comes back because the town is attacking.