I’m just going to repost my comment from the original The Slot post.

I think the point is more symbolic than commercial. The point is to say: this item does not exist as a capitalist product. It is vial and has no exchange value. Burn it!

As a vegetarian, it does rub me wrong, though I can’t imagine caring enough to do anything more than not visit a restaurant.

For sure. A queen’s land has borders. An empress’s doesn’t. An empress never stops in her quest to take over everything.

well according to my nerdy husband, yes, empress is better than queen. he says an imperial title is better than a royal one.

Adultress turned murderess would be the best. You’re right—it has a certain Janet Snakehole noir thing going on.

All of that is makes perfect sense and if fine and good. I, however, move that we cave on this issue completely, just so that once in a blue moon, I can use the truely excellent words “testatrix” and “executrix” unironically.

And I have starred it both times. Karen Walker is who I want to be when I grow up.

I can’t believe I’m using this gif for a second time in only a half hour but Lil’ Kim...?

I would pay fancy dinner with George Clooney money for an episode of The People’s Couch with the Clintons watching House of Cards.

Awwwww yeah!

Yes but the grapefruit hasn’t shown up in this gif. That’s an orange and apple as Hillary/Bernie respectively. The grapefruit, much like Trump, was thrown into the race late by that fucktard Milhouse.

Mills was accused of approaching a sister of slain Sandy Hook Elementary School teacher Victoria Soto during a charity race in November and angrily claiming the shootings never took place.

Swan Princess is my favourite movie, of all time, hands down.

WTF. Why will this not let me add the image? Fucking Kinja. Here’s what should have appeared in the first post:

my first thought reading Dr Tysons tweet

Miley looks super cute. Keep doing whatever you’re doing (weed? acid?) girl.

Mr. Darcy approves.