Honestly, I'm just happy to see more. I'm set to get exactly that. Unless I die. In which case, remember me as the person who was just happy to see more.

I hear college girls put out. The girls, man, in our classes, they're all prudes, man. They're worthless little bitches, man.

I want a queer dyke princess who was born a prince. She can smash the Patriarchy Dragon and then live in the kingdom of Portland where she makes pubic hair art.

Me neither really.

I feel kinda awesome. I paid nothing and get to see as much of it as I want. Which is really just a fleeting few seconds, but still, those seconds were free.

I'm thinking John Hurt is a past Doctor, since Eleven (Twelve?) knew who he was. I'm also gonna say he was the Doctor who killed the Time Lords.

Yeah, I gotta say Strax was wearing a bit thin in this episode. Every line from his mouth seemed primed for tumblr gif status.

Pertainig to the inside of the TARDIS, this episode hit a lot of good notes for me. I was hoping they weren't going to go the Charlie and the Chocolate factory route with mostly big fake looking CGI brushed metal walls. I was hoping for something closer to the gothic cathedral of Eight's TARDIS, and by jove they did.…

I'ma be real. Kevin MacFarland's story got me in the feels. Pretty sure our grandmas were cut from the same cloth.

I went and saw Terminator 4 with my dad. When the characters enter their safe house, a decrepit 7-11, I leaned over to my dad and commented that there was probably a product tie-in with 7-11. We went there afterward and sure enough, their cups said Terminator 4 on them. I remember thinking it was a really bad way to…

That would explain the suspicious mid-season addition of the characters Dylan Harris and Eric Klebold.

I'm up for it. Granted I don't really give a shit if punk is dead or alive and well in Florida.

Top Kinks albums:
The Grand Budapest Soundtrack

It's like listening to a time capsule.

I had no idea Louis C.K. knew so many superheros.

"leaving nothing behind but a horrifying blood smear and the smoking remains of a panama hat."

"leaving nothing behind but a horrifying blood smear and the smoking remains of a panama hat."

Watched this on Netflix tonight. Great performances with awful material.

Watched this on Netflix tonight. Great performances with awful material.

He was perfect for Natural Born Killers. I'll never forget that performance. I couldn't see anyone else in that role.