Anyone else think that sleeping girl and him smearing her lipstick comes off as date rape?

I just wanted to say, it is raining in Kansas City as well.

The Boston Pink Sox

He's gonna be here in Kansas City soon to sign stuff. I think I should have him sign a copy of Jingle All the Way.

Yeah, but Iowa is closer to me and I want to bring a nice gift. Like an industrial tub of lube. I hear they're registered at Crate and Anal.

Kirk and Stephen should move to Iowa and make it official.

Was Polaris there?

Ooo neat! I hope they give us a heads up so I can delete my netflix account.

I think I could afford that.

I don't even care anymore.

I still want to know how to use the three seashells.

Man, this guy is really milking his 15 minutes of relevance.

This truly bums me out.  He was my favorite.  Every time he parodied one of my favorite movies or shows I was always so excited because he made them look so much like the real people. Man… what a bummer.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Rex, is your last name Ass?  Because you can wreck my ass any day.

Is his family being attacked by gay marriage?

A pop legend was silenced.  No longer will we hear the sounds Bobbi Brown asking for his alimony checks.

Matt Smith.  That shower scene in the Doctor Who episode "The Lodger" was heaven.

NummyMuffinCookooButter said it all.

I think the main thing that kept me going throughout this movie was the acting.  Everyone in the film was very believable, something I hadn't expected.  But yeah, far too much reliance on jump scares.  Though I did like the gothic noir style the movie kept the entire time.  That was pretty neat.  Kinda reminded me of…