Jingle Del?

I plan to become part of the system, so I can fiddle with it from the inside.

That title
Reminds me of Crispin Glover's clown song. Clowny clowny clowny clown…

Guess I was a bit late with this one, someone beat me to it. Which only proves my point! :P

Cee-Lo's "Fuck You"
C'mon… we can pretend we're all deep enough to have a song like "Yesterday," but errbody was singing this song. It's a nice sentiment, but we suck these days.

This guy…
screams "I love/hate my parents' money."

This guy…
screams "I love/hate my parents' money."

This comment stream has some of my favorite things- Doctor Who and lesbians.

The chick who dies at the beginning…
Death seems a pretty stark punishment for playing Angry Birds.

Dear FX
Why are a bulk of my favorite shows on your channel? You're like the awkward girl who blossomed over night. Let me carry your books.

The fact that he takes this serious…
Makes me take this serious. I was going to turn in my grave if they had planned to add fart sounds to the big bang or something. But knowing MacFarlane to be an atheist makes me hope he'll understand the importance of making science seem as fucking cool as it actually is… Also,…

The material
Is it just me or does the material of this and the Spiderman costume look like someone raided a Nike factory or something? It's like they have some horror vacui symptoms and need to make the fabric look too busy. Jesus this is ugly material. What the fuck is wrong with fabric? And why are the colors so…

Cheesy
Is my initial reaction…

Mulholland Drive
I love how quick Billy Ray is to denouncing the only art he's ever been part of.

Wizard on Wizard Combat
"The effect when two thrown spells locked in mid-air is particularly splashy and creative."

I learned TM after meeting Lynch in Iowa. It's really a legit practice despite what people may think of the organization. I've enjoyed it immensely.

Weird to say this…
But I actually enjoyed this episode. The review of this episode is pretty much spot on with how I feel, but despite it all, it wasn't nearly as groan inducing as the first episode. It just felt like an episode of True Blood, nothing spectacular, but nothing horrible. C is average, so was this…

Honestly…
I loved this movie, up until she started killing people. I thought she was such a likable character, that when they turned her into a 2-dimensional slasher who seemed like a really cheesy character from a Jhonen Vasquez comic, I kind of checked out. It was like the filmmakers painted themselves into a…

I can't believe you guys liked the witch spy. That was so terribly uninteresting. I agree with the article though, the vampire stuff was the only thing working this season. That opener with light fruit and crones… so fucking cheese, and not fun cheese. Hell, even the horses made me groan. Such a stupid fucking…

Ugh… I hate when people say "____ hates fun." That's like saying fun is means to like something. I had fun watching Avatar, but I thought that the movie was awful on the terms of actually keeping my interest. I'll pay to see fun, but I'll watch interesting again. I'll watch interesting fun over and over.