"Paper Planes" by M.I.A.
Get it? Paper industry… Eh? Amiright? Eh?

Kanye is fucktarded
Reading his tweets is like willfully partaking in brain damage.

My kitty died today
So this one was nice to find on my Tivo.

Yeah… I am gonna have to say I feel embarrassed that I am surprised this was as bad as it was.

As I move closer to saying…
meh.

No shit Sherlock.

"Hey what's up, this is J-man, your messaiah! Just wanted to make another video blog to let you know what's happening with me! I totes forgot to mention in my last one that I'm super p.o.ed that you all voted for Barabbas' video over mine, but I forgive thee."

Upon rejecting Christ…
Did she receive bacon?

Everything about this post screams "jealous" on a I want to be loved too scale.

Life Durring Wartime
I really can't say I enjoyed this film. Perhaps after another viewing I would feel differently. I have never disliked any of his films. I wasn't crazy about Storytelling, but it still managed to spark something inside. This movie on the other hand just didn't really have much going on in any…

I can't stand most of his work. I can see some of the appeal, but mostly I think he's overrated.

Sublet…
I see what you did there…

Bender fucking nailed her.

I don't think Dan Akroyd should be allowed to do Yogi Bear until he fucking gives us Ghostbusters 3.

I actually got through with minimal trouble. Maybe you're just slow. That's right, you get no sugar coating or passive aggression.

Lukas Haas
When he builds dream worlds, maybe instead of houses, he could use teepees, 'cause it's better in a lot of ways.

I can't stand Julia Roberts. I always feel like she's gracing the peasants with her presence whenever she's on screen. She's like Julia playing Julia. When I saw her in Closer it was like "Wow, Julia Roberts just talked about swallowing cum." The images of her meditating in the upcoming Eat Pray Love movie looks…

The only part I disliked
The basement scene where all the people are hooked up to dream. Really had nothing to do with the story and kinda fucked up the momentum. Also, it was pretty cheesy.

Scantly clad blonde girl fighting monsters?
They'll never be able to sell this movie to young men ages 15-30. Why must challenging films meet such uphill battles?

So?
It's a kids movie. I'm sure PeeWee Herman seemed this annoying to older generations as well. I'm not saying Fred is good, but if kids like him, then I say great. He doesn't seem to be mean spirited and he's not some Jesus freak vegetable, so I see no harm.