Aww that is amazing. “Who the fuck are you, anyways?” hahaha

I once had a waitress serve me in a restaurant, and I was immediately mad crushing on her. I spent a couple of weeks asking around if anyone knew her. After about two weeks she started working in MY restaurant. Being totally immature, I teased her so badly on her first day that she finally said “Who the fuck are you,…

When my wife and I were a few months into dating, she invited me up to her families ski cabin in Lake Tahoe for a weekend. I got lost and texted her asking to confirm the address. Never heard back. Did not matter because I found the cabin 30 seconds later. She was waiting outside and flagged me down.

Oh, god.

A few years ago, when my wife and I were newlyweds, we watched some show or something that used the phrase “suck-worthy.”

Currently? All of them, because I am texting the coworker I kissed last night and apparently we’re getting lunch and I’m convinced everything I’ve written is dumb, dumb, dumb. 

Well I heard in the next show they’re featuring internet commenters with massive chips on their shoulders, so chin up!

Capability Brown sounds like Foxy Brown’s ultra serious 4.0 earning cousin.

“It was a joke for (my husband).”

You can opt into and out of the family matching. 23 and me also has the health option. I will say even if you decided to do ancestry the temptation to look at the matches will probably a lot. It’s been an emotionally difficult journey that I was in no way prepared for but I’m working through it. I’m kind of thankful…

I have like the only dog in the world that gets really excited when you offer to put a sweater on him.

I have Housekeeping Questions:

Watched first episode of Hill House. Totally hooked and looking forward to having time to binge watch the rest.

So a couple weeks ago I found out that the female dog that I found several years ago was not fixed via she had puppies...and they are fcking adorable so here

Wow that’s early!

So, my brother and I are signing the papers to buy a house TOMORROW!!! We have been living in our childhood home since our dad went into residential care at the end of last year (he has dementia and we were his carers). I used to joke with my brother when he was a little kid that he was so brilliant that he’d better…

Good evening everyone! Weekend #4 as a single lady! It’s been a crazy week! Met a gorgeous guy who, to my surprise, flirted with me! He said he would “text me sometime” for drinks - maybe it’ll happen, maybe it won’t, but it was a better response than I hoped for! Also worked up the courage to sign up for a couple…

My sister also rubbed Ben-Gay in the crotch of her ex-husband’s underwear. She screenshot the furious texts of his questioning her laundry skills and she told him he prolly had an STD from being a manwhore...pretty sure we peed our pants on that one! 

A few years ago when I started going back to school, I came on Jezebel and posted about it and some people were saying “Go you!” And praising me for being a woman seeking a degree in engineering (I didn’t even mention I was 40 at the time, so not just a woman, but a middle aged woman). And it was so fantastic to have…

This isn’t something that Jezebel is likely to cover, but there’s a front-page story in the New York Times yesterday about a prominent pediatric endocrinologist who sexually abused dozens — and probably hundreds — of child patients during the period of nearly 30 years when he operated a “growth clinic” at the…