It’s hard to feel sorry for people who surround themselves with bad influences, screw up every chance they get, and party it all away, but damn Josh, living with Johnny Manziel? Look at yourself in the mirror. That’s rock bottom. Get help.

Dude Where’s My Car-eer?

Dude. Buy fake urine. I’ve beaten two job dug tests with that.

It’s like a reboot of the Dumb and Dumber franchise with the two idiots trying to get out of Cleveland, but their plan for redemption has less planning than Harry and Lloyd’s.

Gordon knows the rules and he’s an idiot for throwing talent away. However, if he’s tested positive for only weed the NFL needs to give that shit up.

So Gordon likes marijuana more than football. I get it. One is absolutely terrible for your health and well being. The other is an illegal drug.

Not clever. My comments are smarter.

Get the fuck outta here.

yikes please dont say things like this, this is especially hurtful to wheelchair users!!!

No you don’t want that because then he is going to need disability accommodations, etc. that we as tax payers are probably gonna be funding. So, let’s charge him for the crime he committed, make him go to prison for whatever time it is required and let him learn from the experience and find a job he might be better…

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To the gray comments!

Rock the Fuck On Sean. There is this Neanderthal-like mentality around professional athletes that just turns my stomach. Happily surprised that the head coach of a professional sports team would make feelings on the matter (anathema to the prevailing thought within the league) public.

Who Gat

It’s not! Texas /should/ be a swing state based on demographics but low voter turnout keeps it red. voting down the ballot and participating local grassroots campaigns that encourage eligible but disenfranchised people (like a pretty large percentage of the latino population in Texas) to go vote can make a really big…

And then there’s his shady dealings as a probate attorney dealing with a Hunt family heir. Then there’s the impending flood of lawsuits involved with his castration of the the Texas Ethics Commission. Then there’s the lawsuits involved in where he got the money to fight all of these lawsuits.

Ban white male comments. I mean, we all know that’s who *most of the trolls are, right? Whether they are here or reddit or any comment board that the the demo you are looking for, Guardian...

Yes, there are! . And we seriously need to get out there and vote more. Even if it doesn’t make a difference immediately. This guy sucks ass.

I promise, there are intelligent, non-skeevy people in Texas. You just wouldn’t know it by who gets elected.