This is distilled bad kinja

Now the investigation will extend through the draft, Oakman will tumble down draft boards until the Cowboys select him at an incredible discount, and then later this summer the DA will come up with a reason not to file charges.

“Great try on defense there, Derrick!”

Your grandaddy drank a lot, didn’t he?

As my granddaddy used to say, watching Schwarber play the outfield is like watching a three legged cat on a frozen pond trying to bury it’s own shit.

Nah they replaced it with this one

Oh god. This makes my head hurt.

They seek and accept research grants. They take federal money.

“Jews” apparently aren’t women, either!

Just a friendly reminder: No school has lost federal funding as a result of title ix violations. Maybe we can start with Baylor.

Just gonna leave this here. A press release Baylor put out on April 4.

Do you think the NCAA/NFL/athletic superstructures ever get tired with the steady stream of stellar reporting Diana throws at them? “Oh Jesus, what did she find out this time?”

You realize Jews and Arabs are considered white or Caucasian right?

I guess today I learned that Jerry Seinfeld isn’t white.

See, that’s not what you did though. You asserted something is the case, then advanced a bunch of irrelevant “evidence” that failed in any way to support your point. And get your money back on that degree if you think starting a sentence with “as someone who has a JD” is a meaningful appeal to authority in the context…

“Yes, he’s a white guy, but he’s a really outstanding jurist,” he concluded. “Sorry, I think that’s important.”

If you that joke was in poor taste you must have a really hard time finding any appropriate comedy.

ROFLMAO. Fucking broads. Guys can’t do anything right, can they? Lol.

Fine. It’s close enough to atheism for me.

Better than appealing to the high-key benevolent racists of black lives matter. They’re such a bigot brigade.