Gordie Howl

Wayne Fetchzky?

I don’t like the arc this thread is taking.

The official team of Deadspin is fine folks...things have never been better.

gotta love the standard list of millennial excuses why losing doesnt matter and is someone elses fault.

Doubling down is the best!

I thought it was way out of line.

“Sure, Correa didn’t get in the way of the skied through.”

I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles were pissed.

This call was way off base.

THAT’S NOT HOW YOU RUN TO FIRST BASE THE RIGHT WAY!!

That was mean, he never did anything to you.

If you’re in Cleveland boredom is a cop out and TRADE KEVIN LOVE OMGWTFBBQ

Fuck the Warriors. And fuck steph curry with a cinder block.

I’d have to start at an entry level position, like thinking up imaginative captions for screengrabs. Some of my standby favorites are “Wow,” “Look at This,” and, if it’s after hours, “Holy Shit.”

Not that anyone cares about the Wolves in this story, but good lord it’s nice to have several legitimate pieces on the roster for the first time since George Mikan was crushing mad Scandahoovian squish all over Minneapolis.

If San Antonio advanced last season, nobody would even be talking about this team and their cute little froo froo bball style. This fake juggernaut will be ended soon enough.

The Spurs are just sitting there waiting for the next pick up game like the cagey 40something at the recreation center, adjusting his elbow pads and using a special solution to clean his sports goggles.

Go Spurs! *sigh* In any other year I would be confident of another ring for the Spurs.

Did he just say that “boredom” is the reason they are collapsing under the pressure of trying to break the record? OKAY THEN.