You’d think the pitchforks could use a sharpening and the torches some kerosene dousing. Ya know, for the weekend. So they’ll be ready on Monday.

He’s 84. I think that’s passed.

flagrantly uninformed generalizations

“flagrantly uninformed generalizations” - is what your site is about. So long as the generalizations are aimed at an acceptable target.

This is nothing less than full on rape. He needs to be fired immediately. He needs to make a public apology. The Barclay’s Premier League needs to come out and make a statement and denounce rape culture. The head coach needs to issue a statement about how this behavior was allowed to escalate so that his team thought…

+1 reasonableness

Has nobody ever read a cookbook? Does nobody give a shit about the fucking rules?!

She’s in that ass vid with JLo. I’m 100% into metal and I know who she is. So not mega, but kinda.

wut

Thanks! It’s just high blood pressure stuff and fairly new so just being cautious. Sobriety is not terrible. Unless at a rowdy bar. Which I just was.

Didn’t wanna do a take down on athletes’ salaries?

You be any type of feminist that suits you. It’s always ok to be checking out those types that are attractive to you. I check out women all the time. Just don’t perv on people.

To go along with what’s already there??

She should be further down. Bad life choice<—-

Gimme an update on Tony Romo’s back surgery and I’ll consider it.

Baseball is boring. Soccer is not.

Slay(er Rules)!

Que Sorpresa!

I want to drink. But I can’t because I’m on meds and I would put down every drop of booze in my house if I started.

This post will be taken down at the stroke of midnight to preserve the writer’s credibility in the Jezebel Kinjasphere. While many Jez readers claim to have dated or be married (to men), none of them have truly met a good man. Unless it’s a misogynistic black rapper or a non-binary brown man with a fanny pack full of…