Whatever. The golf post was excellent. They mimicked Jezebel perfectly, what with the concern over women and people of color in golf, and they threw in the environmental angle as well, which sadly, Jez seems to lack a lot. I may be wrong.

Even if your aim is good, urine stream will cause droplets to splash on toilet seat. Then there will still be piss on the rim.

anything is better than tyga...

Then who will those sportsmen date?

Fuckin’ awesome!

I love people who describe things as metal.

lol katie jenner

this is hilarious.

I hope whoever normally writes this bullshit take a cue from you. It’s normally god awful.

Oh I read the comments! I have no excuse for the bros.

Seconded.

I didn’t go back to sleep after seeing the switch.

You guys are Jezzing better than the girls are Deadspinning! Maybe you could, like, move the ball a little closer to the hole for your female counterparts.

First of all, the fans are obviously just trying to return an unwanted item to the organization that gave them out. They should be donated to little children who can’t afford a full set of TMNT toys. Master Splinter!

Trailer Park Boyz - it’s garbage humor but it’s hilarious.

hahaha!

Perfect.

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Sorry to be hostile. South Padre is real close to a number of college towns in Texas. The water is incredibly muddy. There is no surf. Oil rigs are visible from the beach. And the cops treat it as a fund-raising event to issue MIPs. So who knows what the draw is. A warm, sandy place to get belligerently drunk around a…