What’s even the point of taking the ambulance? It’s heavy, it’s slow and it has a GPS tracker.

Right there with you...manual transmissions and a lot of kids moving to the back of the bus for traction.

Isn’t that the video where the guy removes the entire bolt in order to make it fully automatic?

Not that I would expect you to know, that video is a spoof.

Here, here. I don’t think Ford is sweating the heel-and-toe or Nurburgring time when designing the next Transit Connect. Vehicles are built for different purposes, and for the vast majority of the population, getting from A to B comfortably and safely are the main reasons to get a car. Not carving up the canyons on…

I would like to point out that the video titled “rain down fire with fully automatic ghost gun” is a parody and that following any of the instructions in the video will render your firearms inoperable.

Oh man! Remember the PANG 54 Relay Racing series? Nothing like seeing a PANG skitter down the shale-strewn slopes of Mt. Bulkreschd, the fake sack of mule buds jangling around in the right-hand bucket. And those sack tossers, f’ing insane. Once I saw a gal make a 83-pointer at a distance of .3 mentiks, while traveling…

I used to work in a liquor store- I’m not a fan of Heineken even when it isn’t ruined by the abhorrent green glass bottles, but it is a very popular beer and moves off the shelves quite quickly, so it isn’t usually that skunked. Almost every other brand of beer in a green or clear bottle should be avoided.

I heard about these when I was little. My uncle was in the military and visited Pandolvia. At one time Pandolvia was the largest producer of wire coat hangers in the world and his battalion patrolled through there. He said he got to drive one of these and it was fun! “It burnt rubber!” he said. Then he clarified that…

They have these hella good nachos at Minute Maid Park. Not those shitty pre-packaged ones with the thick orange cheese product for $8... oh no. These are made to order with some good, not too salty chips, beans, lettuce, tomato, sour cream, good beef or sliced grilled chicken and smooth yellow cheese. All hot and…

If you move that dishwasher outside and use it as a dedicated parts washer, then trade the repaired Alero for another dishwasher, you’ll solve that issue. Another positive, you won’t have an Alero anymore.

I used to be REAL snobby about beer until the fancy stuff started making me sneeze all the time. Now I drink and enjoy Rainier. Really flavorful beers are just such...a production. And they rarely pair that great with food.

I am a beer snob, you drink whatever the hell you want. As long as you are happy and not hurting anyone you do not need to explain yourself to anyone.

This is why I like drinking with older people. (40+). There is no pretension about your choice and they are usually having something similarly mild and easy. As one person I drink with puts it, “I know where it takes me.”

5. Realize that it’s a 2001 Oldsmobile and nobody would steal it even if you left it in front of a crack house with the engine running.

Let’s hope there’s no pelicans.

Let’s just hope she doesn’t put it in a lake on the way here

Your chaperone is FIRED.

If you own a flatbed trailer, do not give David Tracy your contact information.

Buy 4 tires and get a SUV free (salvage title).