Well, maybe coachbuilders are their universe’s version of plastic surgeons, and Fisher Body has become the country’s foremost clinic, with the wealthy cars all flocking to Detroit to get work done.

It’s not Cinderella’s carriage. It’s this:

Where do you put the eyes on an anthropomorphized motorcycle? That question was solved long ago.

The Chopper Bunch would like to have words with Mr. Ward.

Motorcycles were slated to be in the first movie, but on the day of filming their scene they stayed home because they were two tired.

He says it’s the best he can do. Since the XP-38 came out, they’re just not in demand.

The car’s not the only thing that’s good at scissoring.

BTW, it’s Elizabeth Loaiza, just in case anyone else feels compelled to further research this matter.

Face

Dick Dastardly.

The three main Criswell locations in MD all have a 30 ft x 60 ft flag out front. When they wear out they donate them to the boy scouts etc. Bonus fact, they appeared in Borat where he asked a about a specific piece of equipment on a bright yellow H2.

Everyone knows that a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man is the mark of a truly excellent dealer.

The fallacy of false equivalence. The social externalities of a non-running car on your property aren’t anywhere remotely close to those of uranium mining, methmaking, or murder.

Don’t apologize. Whether he’s a “collector” or a “hoarder” really doesn’t matter.

Lucas bargaining away much of his salary in exchange for holding on to the licensing rights was probably the smartest financial move in history.

an unfortunate $500 price tag which seems unreasonably steep for modest moisture farmers.

So true - it’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

But they’ll be back, and in greater numbers.

That seems expensive. Ever since the XP38 came out they just aren’t in demand.

“But I wanted to go to Tosche Station to get some power converters!”