THIS. I’ve been sick once in the past decade, but I still get flu shots, because I’m well aware that I might be one of those people who get it, but doesn’t show symptoms. It’s utterly irresponsible to not get the flu shot because you, particularly, aren’t sick very often. Not everyone is so genetically blessed, and as…

I hear you. We’ve got to make sure 2018 gets here first.

According to Wikipedia, “Generation Z,” “iGeneration,” Centennials,” “Post-Millennials,” or the “Homeland Generation.”
Fucking kill me now.

I’d wager there is a direct correlation between these results and time spent on social media, and or in front of some sort of device or screen. Why go on a date when you can live your best life on Twitter or Snapchat or Insta-whatever.

No one has ever been able to give me a good explanation of why the benefits of the Greek system outweigh its long (and ongoing!) history of sexism, racism, classism, homophobia, physical violence, and substance abuse (and that’s avoiding the extremely weird “pay for friends” angle).

It’s interesting, because if you read Dante’s description of what entering hell is like, it’s that video. Those are the screaming souls that greet you.

Whenever a douchebag bro gets called on his offensive shit and cries “satire,” I’d like him to define that word without any outside help.

This is proof that sociopaths can also be fucking idiots.

It is really good. Which might emerge from this article if Jezebel had gotten someone other than one of their eighteen Sanders cult members to review it.

She was robbed (literally) of that election, dragged through the dirt for the stupidest reasons by an entire party that gleefully admitted to trying to destroy her, and she has more than earned her right to vent about the unbelievable shit show that was last year.

Absolutely LOVE this woman! Full disclosure, I did support Bernie in the primary. But I was 100% behind her in the general and nothing made me angrier than all of the “Bernie Bros” that sat on the sideline while we elected Cheeto Hitler!

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

“I have a foreboding of an America in my children’s or grandchildren’s time — when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the…

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.

They literally destroyed her successful business; it’s not completely unbelievable that a previously in demand wedding photog could have pulled in that amount in the couple of years since the wedding, not to mention emotional damages.

Image from McMansion Hell— a live, love laugh wallpaper border! Also Mickey ears above the fireplace. I’m not sure which is worse.

1. It sounds like a porno, and your parents wouldn’t let you watch it.