crash and explode? that’s cold

Elon definitely tries to get his PR apparatus to make it seem like he doesn’t get dumped, but when the women speak for themselves, it is clear they are dumping him. Justine Musk told Elon to get his crap together and change or it was over. Talulah Riley ended things the first time but let him file the divorce papers,…

Yes, “is he hot or is he developing batteries that don’t rely on cobalt and unethical mining? etc etc”

This plays into the Trumpian trope of ‘I read somewhere...’ and running with it.  Reading an article or hearing something from a friend does qualify as ‘research’ these days.

in all honesty Grimes is probably the only person who would date him now who isn’t doing it for the money (because he doesn’t sound like that great of a date). Because she’s a little whacky and fell in love with his robot/Rococo era references and IMO she was extremely wowed by his perceived intelligence and she…

It isn’t, Taco Bell doesn’t operate there, though they’ve tried. I’m sure tweeters in Mexico are bitching about the co-opting of Mexican food.

Very sad not to see the obvious winner here

Maybe not ‘misreading’ so much as ‘purposely misrepresenting facts soas to manipulate people for profit’.

Comcast merely (*merely*, HAH) fucks over the consumer with the power of monopoly. They are, such as it is, Corporate Evil Classic (tm).

How is the baby calling her anything? Wasn’t it born not too long ago? 

I have to agree I’m perplexed that my fellow Canadians would single out Orange Julius. But I don’t think that means the orange juice stand.

They are both terrible.

But what about little unpronounceable?  Won’t someone think of the child?!?!?

I’m trying to imagine the person that thought a Taco Bell franchise would be a good idea in Mexico, of all places.

I would also dispute that the crowd is sober.

Initially, I read “Mansion” as “Manson.” I had a very different movie in my brain for a few seconds.

Your manager just wants...the best...the best...the best for you.

“A new Simpsons short that “pays tribute to Disney+’s marquee brands””

I was considering what to give for DisneyPlus day this year, but realized I’m already booked solid with a raft of gifts for Amazon Prime Day. I mean, it’s not as important as Alexa’s Birthday or the Assumption of St. Bezos - but hey, what do you want?

If this new Simpsons short is anything like that Loki one they just did, I have little to no hope for it.