naruhina
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naruhina

Baltimorean here.

But... there really are gay elephants.

realists who underestimated the stupidity of the people who did vote

The scary part is that it’s not an M-16 he’s got his hands on, it’s the full military arsenal of the most powerful nation on Earth with the second largest stockpile of nuclear weapons. I would not put it past Trump to let the world burn, literally, just to save face. I have zero, not a scintilla, of doubt that he

I hate to say it but isn’t this pretty much rolling out just the way everyone expected it would?

Knives at each others’ throats dawg. As Nathan Ford said, “the only thing more ruthless than a criminal is a politician trying to cover his own ass.”

“Say hello to my little friend!!!” is something he says to Ivanka every night while Jared is plugged into a wall socket recharging and on screen saver.

Trump’s biggest gift to our country is the efficiency with which he has laid bare how much of our politics are about eating shit. People that “respect our institutions” and keep voting for rich assholes to represent them have been eating well-seasoned shit their entire lives. Trump took away all your spices.

I hate the fact that I have been reduced to appealing to the morality and conscience of Republican congressmen

A lot of very stupid people will continue to eat shit in the name of partisan politics or their own embarrassment at being told repeatedly who and what Donald Trump was and completely and totally ignoring that and voting for him anyway.

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Then dribbles off his leg.

Coach, take me out. I’m done.

Jeter saying “We need to make sure the game stays pure,” while A-Rod is forced to smile uncomfortably is the sweetest revenge.

See also: NFL ratings are down because certain (black) players were kneeling during the national anthem.

Conservatives love self-fulfilling prophecies, circuital logic, and confirmation bias. Your TV-audience-vs.-everything-else-audience is a perfect example. My personal favorite conservative shout is mocking the “tolerant left” when liberals express unhappiness with bigotry, discrimination, racism, misogyny, and

That garbage isn’t gonna throw itself into the back of the truck!

“My job tells me to cool it on social media”

Thanks for this. Great explanation. My favorite part: